Friday, March 30, 2012

Funny Friday

I decided that since everyone is already glad it's Friday why not add to it with some funny stuff every Friday.

The Happy Arch

Jeff Foxworthy-like Quotes about St.Louis
(most of these are SOOOOOOtrue)

-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in St. Louis .

-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in St. Louis .

-If someone mentions "The Landing" and it has nothing to do with the space shuttle, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in St. Louis.

-If you've seen a tornado touch down and ONLY thought "Darn it, I just waxed the car", you might live in St. Louis .

-If you've had a lengthy  conversation with someone about where they went to high school, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you measure distance in hours instead of miles, you might live in St. Louis.  ( you know...it's 2  hours to the Lake)

-If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you drive 75 miles through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard for some White Castles, you might live in St. Louis .

-If someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes instead of pavement, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in St. Louis .

-If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you've ever skipped school, work, or even a court-date because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards, Blues or Rams game, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you can say the words "Cahokia Mounds" and not think of a candybar or boobies, you might live in St. Louis .

-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in St. Louis .

-If you find 10 degrees a little 'chilly', you might live in St. Louis .

If you actually understand these jokes and tell your St. Louis friends & others, you live or have lived in St. Louis .

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