Friday, June 29, 2012

Funny Fridays: Worse things

( funny..only because now I have kids and  I need to start putting some things in perspective before I go crazy)

A father passing by his son`s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I`m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I`ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it`s not only the passion, Dad. She`s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We`ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we`ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don`t worry Dad, I`m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I`m sure we`ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son,
Johnny

P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I`m over at, my friend, Tommy`s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that`s on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

9 comments:

  1. What a hoot! Thanks for sharing this.

    Rhiannon

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    1. No problem. I love sharing the funnies.

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  2. I remember that one forwarding thru the e-mail forwards BEFORE all this FB stuff lol, it was a good one to remember thanks :}

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  3. Love it! I'd still be peeved about the report, though:)

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  4. Hi! I'm following you from the GFC Blog Hop! Look forward to reading more! I would appreciate the follow back! :)
    Have a great rest of the weekend!
    -Kat

    http://mom-uncensored.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks, Kat. I'd love to. Love the t-shirt posts. i have to check them out.

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  5. That is HILARIOUS! Love it!

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    1. I though it was pretty good too! I hope it doesn't happen to me.

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