The teacher walks into the room and says... "Ok class, today's word is DEFINITELY, can anyone use the word in a sentence?"
Little Susie stands up and says "The sky is DEFINITELY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necessarily, Susie. It can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says " Yes, Johnny. What is it?"
Johnny says " I have a question."
"Ok, lets hear it." says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well ,no, they don't."
Little Johnny says "Well, then I DEFINITELY just shit my pants!!!"
Hope you definitely have a good weekend.
LOL!!! Oh that is just too funny! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I got ya to giggle a little today!
DeleteI needed a good laugh, thank you Emily!
ReplyDeleteHey...what are cyber neighbors for? :) I'll be over to cyber organize in a bit.
Deletebahahaha, that was a good one! I sure did laugh!
ReplyDeleteI know. I couldn't help it. Sometimes a good poop joke is just funny.
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